Just so you know that I do not believe Bettina is perfect...

Because she does not find herself to be so extraordinary, so magnificent, I thought I would document a few slightly less than perfect things about Bettina:

• She can eat an entire bag of chocolate in one sitting and not gain weight.
• Her hair has curls.
• She can remember where you put something even if she wasn't there to watch you do it.
• She wins too many games.
• She has perfect shoulders.
• If you announce that there cannot possibly be any words with the letter T in them three times, she will promptly spout out at least six words with three Ts.
• Her love for me does not include my snoring when she is ill and it is keeping her from sleeping.
• If you spent five hours looking for something and mention to her that you did, she will promptly find whatever it is that you have lost.
• She wears capri pants.
• She likes the number 3 (all odd numbers really).
• She drinks milk with spaghetti.
• She does not like deviled eggs.
• She drinks my Dr Pepper.

Bettina is Yours, Lord.  Save her!