I have been throwing up and trembling violently for over three hours. In between bouts of vomiting, I started wracking my brains trying to figure out why I would get so violently ill so quickly. Then, it hit me. I have a clip in my hair.

I immediately plucked it out and threw it across the bathroom, calling myself all kinds of stupid. Shortly thereafter the symptoms began to subside. While I am still feeling a bit wretched and rather weak, I know now that this will pass.

I would like for just one person to tell me why I should not shave my head when I am oh so very stupid that I cannot remember when I get ill in this manner to see if a clip or a barrette is in the wrong place!