Saturday, November 12, 2011
0410...
So, my grammar is slipping, but at least I have taught Amos a new skill!
Yep, here is my beloved puppy dog lying down for me. In fact, he's so good at it, he will lie down if I hesitate to throw his ball. He's a bloody mind reader!
No, I know he's not. I'm not yet that far gone. But I am a better puppy momma today than I have been in a while. I should be teaching him more. I should be walking him about, but even if my foot were not all messed up, I would not. I would not. Step. Foot. Outside. Alas, Myrtle, focus on the success.
Okay, rejoice with me, then. This is my beloved puppy dog being obedient!
He's such a brilliant little pup. I taught the same as his Aunt Sandra did, using just his baby, telling him to "lay down." In just a few moments, he figured it out. After a while, he figured out I meant what I said. And after that he decided he would cooperate. Of course, I snapped a picture because he is, also, rather adorable.
Honestly, I do not know where I would be without his company. My little constant companion.
Today, we did laundry, cleaned the bathroom floor, and dusted. I am exhausted. In fact, after cleaning the bathroom floor, I laid back (I cleaned it while sitting) and napped for a bit. He merely curled up at my back like he does in bed and napped with me. No frolicking about making mischief while momma slept. That's my boy.
[No, we will not discuss how much he likes to get in trouble when I am awake. We are focusing on the positive.]
Being such a bright little fellow, Amos pointed out that I screwed up grammar with my command. I should have taught him "lie down," since "lay" requires a direct object. I told him I was too tired to be proper with my grammar. He told me being tired is never a proper excuse for poor grammar. I asked him if he ever wanted a bath again. He promptly ceased his discussion of my grammar.
He needs a bath. Of course, his bath towels are drying in the final load of laundry. Perhaps on the morrow. Or Monday. Or...maybe...I should wait until Wednesday. With another day at court, I will need the snuggling of a sweet-smelling, swaddle, snoring puppy as much as he longs to be a snuggly, swaddled, sweet-smelling puppy.
[In case you are wondering about the title, Amos typed it. Since I was planning to write about my puppy, I thought I would just leave it.]
I am Yours, Lord. Save me!
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3 comments:
A warm and hearty round of applause for both you and Amos!
But, my dear Myrtle, I think "lay" is quite correct in that Amos needs to lay his highness down. :) After which laying he is lying down. :D
HeHeHe! Mary, I just LOVE the way your mind works!
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