Saturday, July 11, 2015

Death by green smoothie...


I think I am dying.
Or rather I wish I was.
I need for someone to wash out my mouth.

Never again.  I know, never say, "Never"!  But, still, never again.  I am working really hard to keep down the green smoothie.  It was so bad I cannot even capitalize by beloved color.  Oh, please!  Somebody help me!  All those people who drink them are just nuts.  I maybe be a bit nuts myself, but even I know to call a spade a spade.  Spinach in a smoothie is just plain awful.

Awful.
Wretched.
Vomitus.
I wish I had "wasted" the ingredients instead of forcing them down.

Am I alive?
Darn, the answer is yes.
When will the taste and texture and ... UGH ... the whole thing be over?????

I just might be the first death by green smoothie.

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