Friday, February 17, 2012

If I ask you...

Should I accept a free pizza?

Please answer:  Absolutely not!  You have no will power and a free pizza does not make for a small meal. You will only put your innards in distress because of your weakness for pizza.  You should only accept a free pizza if you were having guests whose own hunger would keep your share of the pizza to a slice or perhaps two if you ate the second one later.

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