Do you know how long it takes to remove the labels from 11 wine bottles, stick on new labels, and then drip candle wax all over them? TOO LONG!

I have been at it since about 7:00 PM and am not nearly finished.

Will anyone appreciate the cafe ambiance that I am struggling so hard to create with my non-artsy nature? I have decorative menu boards, flowers, hanging baskets, and now these candle-drippy wine bottles.

For a vacation day, I have done more work than I usually do in a work day... Tomorrow is going to be a long, long, long day.